Salute to Sanity

Ezio’s main motivation is to girly-slap fight over the keys to a library, but he doesn’t know what’s inside or how it will help.

- Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw (on the plot of AC Revelations)

I must say, I’m grateful Assassin’s Creed II introduced the coin-throwing ability as a way of getting rid of beggars, because it’s hard to claim you’re championing the down-trodden when you can’t walk down a street without wanting to throw one at a wall.

- Ben “Yahtzee” Crowshaw

desmondgetinthefuckinanimusmiles:

nyiro:

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give me the keys jesus you’re drunk

OMG… I can’t. That above caption… ahahha!!!

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Lol… if they made AC for the Kinect.

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